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Mewgenics
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A Poop

Your cat finds a small pile of excrement. Your cat wrinkles your cat's nose as the dropping permeates the room with a foul stench...

Safest choice

  • DestroySTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Stinky (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
  • EatCON checkWorst: Gain disorder Scatological (Pass CON roll · rare tier)
  • ExamineINT checkWorst: Get parasite Enchanting Poop (Fail INT roll · common tier)

Destroy

STR check
  1. Pass STR roll · common tier

    With a well aimed strike, your cat strikes at the poop and quickly dispatches it! Your cat feels something metallic...

    • Gain 1 coins
  2. Pass STR roll · rare tier

    Without hesitation, your cat pounces on the poop and eviscerates it. Whatever creature who left it behind must have liked eating gold!

    • Gain 10 coins
  3. Fail STR roll · common tier

    Not taking any chances, your cat strikes the small pile of excrement, spraying the walls with debris. Your cat made a mess but nothing else seems to have happened.

    Nothing else happens.

  4. Fail STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat pounces forward, crushing the poop in your cat's paws! Excrement sprays everywhere, covering your cat's fur with stench. The rest of the party takes a step back, clearly disgusted.

Eat

CON check
  1. Pass CON roll · common tier

    Without thinking twice, your cat takes a large bite of poop. Your cat feels a little better.

    • Heal 1
  2. Pass CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat approaches the poop slowly, enjoying the fragrant stench. Your cat chows down on it furiously. Is there any more?

  3. Fail CON roll · common tier

    As it slides down, your cat starts to realize how bad of an idea this was. Your cat's stomach turns and your cat starts to feel sick...

    • Gain a disorder from stomach disorders
  4. Fail CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat begins to eat the poop but lets out a cry of pain as your cat swallows. The strange excrement shifts and expands inside of your cat...

Examine

INT check
  1. Pass INT roll · common tier

    Your cat looks carefully at the poop and finds a small object sticking out...

    • Get a random item from consumables
  2. Pass INT roll · rare tier

    Buried in the poop your cat thinks your cat sees something shiny!

    • Get a random item from poop items
  3. Fail INT roll · common tier

    Your cat looks closely at the poop... [i]"This is incredible! It will make a fantastic hat!"[/i] Your cat is obsessed with the poop and plops it on your cat's head.

  4. Fail INT roll · rare tier

    Your cat digs around in the excrement, but only manages to get himself covered in feces! The rest of the party turn their noses away from your cat in horror at the stench...

Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.