Your cat finds a broken cylinder. Strange green goo is pooled beneath the broken container.
Safest choice
InspectINT checkWorst: Gain disorder Punctured Eye (Fail INT roll · rare tier)
LickCON checkWorst: Gain a disorder from all disorders (Fail CON roll · rare tier)
Inspect
INT check
Pass INT roll · common tier
Your cat rubs the strange liquid on your cat's face, mutating it!
Gain one of these mutations: eyes -1
Pass INT roll · rare tier
Unable to resist the strange temptation, your cat rubs the sweet smelling liquid in your cat's eyes!
Gain mutations: eye1 -1, eye2 -1
Fail INT roll · common tier
Your cat moves in close to sniff the strange liquid...
A bubble from beneath the liquid's surface pops, spraying your cat in the face and blinding your cat!
Next fight: blind (6)
Fail INT roll · rare tier
The liquid looks soothing, and your cat rubs some on your cat's face...
Your cat howls in pain as the acidic liquid burns your cat's skin!
Your cat laps up some of the thick liquid. It tastes strange, but good.
Your cat feels your cat's body mutate!
Mutate 1 random part
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat tastes the liquid... it is delicious!
Your cat gobbles it up as your cat's body mutates!
Mutate 2 random parts
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat licks the green goo. It tastes absolutely vile!
Your cat tries to spit it out, but the sticky substance sticks to everything, poisoning your cat!
Next fight: poison (6)
Fail CON roll · rare tier
The strange goo tastes gross going down but your cat keeps going. Your cat begins to feel strange...
Gain a disorder from all disorders
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.