Your cat finds an old television set.
Although it has seen better days, the ancient device might still be functional.
A faint humming sound emanates from within...
Safest choice
SmashSTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Charred (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
Turn on TVLCK checkWorst: Next fight spawns 1 × Spookie (Fail LCK roll · common tier)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Smash
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat punches the screen, smashing the fragile glass.
Your cat winces as the glass scratches your cat, but manages to pull out a sharp chunk of the display.
Your cat watches transfixed as the old screen comes alive with hilarious animated cartoons!
Your cat feels happy happy and full of joy!
Permanent stats: +1 CHA
Pass LCK roll · rare tier
Wow! A thrilling action movie plays on the screen, gripping your cat's attention.
Your cat learns clever strategies for handling future encounters.
Level up
Fail LCK roll · common tier
Ominous music begins playing and a spooky ghost jumps out at your cat from within the screen!
Next fight spawns 1 × Spookie
Fail LCK roll · rare tier
Your cat flips on the television and leans close to see what's on the flickering display...
A hideous monster bursts through the screen and grabs your cat, ripping out your cat's soul!
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.