[i]"How rude of you to bother me, the Genie of the Lamp, from my rest! I curse thee!
But I'm feeling... [b]generous[/b] today... so I will let you choose your own demise!"[/i]
The Genie cackles in glee at your cat's distress.
Curse MindNo rollWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Common tier)
Curse BodyNo rollWorst: Gain a disorder from physical disorders (Common tier)
Curse SoulNo rollWorst: Get a random parasite from parasites (Common tier)
Curse Mind
No roll
Common tier
[i]"I love that one!"[/i]
The Genie leans down and whispers a lot of really mean things to your cat that no one else can hear.
Your cat looks around confused and sad...
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Rare tier
[i]"Smart choice!"[/i]
The Genie cackles at its own joke and smacks your cat on the top of the head!
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Permanent stats: -3 INT
Curse Body
No roll
Common tier
[i]"Seems only fair considering you were just practically punching me!"[/i]
The Genie strikes your cat, cursing your cat with an affliction...
Gain a disorder from physical disorders
Rare tier
[i]"Ooooh, fun! What would be most fitting ailment for you then?"[/i]
The Genie pauses and thinks for a moment, weighing numerous ways to torture your cat in its mind, then shrugs and punches your cat really hard!
Gain a disorder from physical disorders
Permanent stats: -3 CON
Curse Soul
No roll
Common tier
[i]"I would have let you ask a friend for help deciding, but I doubt you have any! Ha Ha Ha!
Here, let me help you with that!"[/i]
The Genie points its finger and something flies out and latches onto your cat!
Get a random parasite from parasites
Rare tier
[i]"Your soul you say! I know just what will tickle your fancy! Literally!"[/i]
The Genie spits and something wet and wriggling lands on your cat!
Get a random parasite from parasites
Permanent stats: -3 LCK
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.