Your cat discovers a strange bottle with a Viper label on it.
Your cat thinks it might be some kind of booze..?
Safest choice
DrinkCON checkNo bad outcomes
LootDEX checkWorst: Take 5 damage (Fail DEX roll · common tier)
LeaveNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Drink
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat cautiously drinks the dark liquid. It tastes odd... but very good.
Permanent stats: +1 RANDOM
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat pops off the lid and downs the strange liquid...
Your cat feels your cat's stomach bubbling and a toxic taste splashes onto your cat's tongue. Your cat feels a strong urge to spit!
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.